My little sister couldn’t find a shirt this morning and she said, oh I can just wear makina as a shirt. Ill scrape her skin off and sew it to fabric. Keep in mind though, she’s like eight and makina is a cat
So today I was doing my math homework and I had a can of Mountain Dew between my legs. The only thought going through my head was, I SURE HOPE I DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND FUCKING SPILL THIS! You know where this is going. I’m not very happy.